Quote by Steven Wright

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anythingspecifically.

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the person went to a general store where a wide range of items are sold, but they were unable to purchase anything specific. It implies that the store either lacked the desired item or didn't cater to specific needs. This quote may also hint at the experience of feeling overwhelmed by choices or frustrated with a lack of specialization in certain stores.

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Humor Funny

By Steven Wright

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