Quote by Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It wasin the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but theyweren't included. So I had to buy them again.

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the narrator's experience at a hardware store. The mention of buying "used paint" in the shape of a house implies a comical confusion or miscommunication, as paint typically comes in cans, not specific shapes. The purchase of batteries that were not included suggests another instance of misfortune or oversight. Overall, the quote reflects a series of amusing and unexpected incidents that occurred during a shopping trip at the hardware store.

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By Steven Wright

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