Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker visited a massage parlor where they were required to provide the massage themselves, rather than receiving a professional massage service. It highlights a humorous or unexpected situation where the customer was left to their own devices to administer the treatment instead of receiving assistance from a trained professional.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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