Quote by Steven Wright

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a bigbuffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about whatkind of food you want, and the table would move across the floorto it.

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a

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This quote depicts a humorous and imaginative scenario experienced by the speaker at a unique restaurant. The restaurant is creatively described as resembling a Ouja board, where customers can select their desired food by simply thinking about it. The table then magically moves across the floor, allowing patrons to enjoy the selected cuisine. The quote showcases the playful and whimsical nature of the speaker's dining experience.

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