Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidiboomba. Yeah...I told him once... Doctor...every morning when I get up and look in the mirror..I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said..I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.

I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidiboomba. Yeah...I told

Summary

This quote showcases a humorous encounter between the narrator and their doctor, Dr. Vidiboomba. The narrator confesses that every day when they look in the mirror, they feel nauseated, seeking an explanation for this reaction. In a lighthearted response, the doctor humorously emphasizes that while he can't diagnose the cause of the patient's discomfort, he can assure them that their eyesight is in perfect condition. This quote cleverly plays on the expectations of the situation, delivering a playful punchline to highlight the doctor's inability to address the deeper underlying issue.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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