Quote by Steven Wright

I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters.

I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put unde

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker visited a store in order to inquire if they had any objects or materials that could be placed beneath coasters. The purpose of this would be to protect surfaces from potential damage caused by the moisture or condensation typically present on drink coasters.

By Steven Wright

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