Quote by Steven Wright

I went down the street to the 24hour grocery. When I gotthere, the guy was locking the front door. I said, Hey, thesign says you're open 24 hours. He said, Yes, but not in arow.

I went down the street to the 24hour grocery. When I gotther

Summary

This quote humorously highlights a misunderstanding between the speaker and the grocery store employee. The speaker assumes that the store is open continuously for 24 hours, regardless of breaks, while the employee clarifies that they are indeed open 24 hours, just not in a consecutive manner. This short explanation captures the ironic situation caused by a misinterpretation of the 24-hour signage, resulting in a comical exchange between the two individuals.

By Steven Wright

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