Quote by Terry Pratchett

Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!

Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is mel

Summary

This quote appears to be a humorous and exaggerated expression used to convey surprise or astonishment about a situation. The comment about someone's wife being referred to as a big hippo suggests a playful and light-hearted notion devoid of any literal meaning. The exclamation about the face melting further enhances the sense of exaggerated surprise and adds to the comedic effect of the statement. Overall, the quote is most likely intended to evoke amusement and not meant to be taken seriously.

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By Terry Pratchett

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