My wife made me join her bridge club ... I jump next Tuesday.

My early and invincible love of reading I would not exchange for all the riches of India.

Edward Gibbon

How large and varied is the educational bill of fare set before every young gentleman in Great Britain and to judge by the mental stamina it affords him in most cases, what a waste of good food it is!

James Payn

The wrongdoer is more unfortunate than the man wronged.

Democritus

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the a-s.

Frank Zappa

Bad humor is an evasion of reality good humor is an acceptance of it.

Malcolm Muggeridge

Self-determination, the autonomy of the individual, asserts itself in the right to race his automobile, to handle his power tools, to buy a gun, to communicate to mass audiences his opinion, no matter how ignorant, how aggressive, it may be.

Herbert Marcuse

I always wanted a guitar. I always wanted to be a cowboy singer because I also listened to Hank Williams, and he would always sing these neat romantic songs.

Dick Dale

To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.

Olin Miller

However, I was a restaurant critic at Chicago magazine before I worked at Esquire, and I've been a really enthusiastic home cook for a long time. It's just something I'm passionate about.

Ted Allen

I've tried to reduce profanity but I reduced so much profanity when writing the book that I'm afraid not much could come out. Perhaps we will have to consider it simply as a profane book and hope that the next book will be less profane or perhaps more sacred.

Ernest Hemingway

The Buck Stops Here

Harry S Truman

So much alarmed that she is quite alarming, All Giggle, Blush, half Pertness, and half Pout.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron