Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife made me join her bridge club ... I jump next Tuesday.

My wife made me join her bridge club ... I jump next Tuesday

Summary

This quote is a humorous expression that can be interpreted in a couple of ways. One possible explanation is that the speaker's wife forced them to join a bridge club as a recreational activity. However, the speaker, jokingly implying a lack of interest or enjoyment in playing bridge, mentions they will be metaphorically "jumping," suggesting they may leave or quit the club soon. Essentially, the quote highlights the speaker's comedic disdain for the activity and their intention to discontinue participating in it.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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