My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.

Jay Alan Sekulow

You made your own bed, and now curse others for putting you there.

Wesley Chu

California Civil Code Section 3495 enables and authorizes each and every law enforcement officer to walk into any video game store, without a court order, to seize and destroy each and every copy of 25 to Life.

Jack Thompson

I tell you there isn't a thing under the sun that needs to be done at all, but what a man can do better than a woman, unless it's bearing children, and they do that in a poor make-shift way; it had better ha been left to the men.

George Eliot

Books to judicious compilers, are useful; to particular arts and professions, they are absolutely necessary; to men of real science, they are tools: but more are tools to them.

Johnson

I think as a young actress, it's very rare that you read something where you're not either 'the girl' or there to serve some romantic purpose in a male dominated cast.

Sienna Miller

I wanted to show how a man of sensitive and noble character, born for religion, comes to throw off the orthodoxies of his day and moment, and to go out into the wilderness where all is experiment, and spiritual life begins again.

Mary Augusta Ward

From caring comes courage.

Lao Tzu

A dream collage is pictures of your goals. It is like your future photo album.

Bo Bennett

And I did laugh sans intermission an hour by his dial. O noble fool, a worthy fool -- motley's the only wear.

William Shakespeare

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.

Cato The Elder

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

Will Cuppy