Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she u

Summary

This quote humorously highlights a situation where the speaker's wife utilizes their intimate relationship for a specific purpose - in this case, to time an egg. The statement suggests that the speaker's wife sees physical intimacy as a means to achieve her goals or solve problems rather than solely as an expression of their romantic or intimate connection. The quote touches upon the comical aspect of the wife's unique perspective on their sexual interactions, adding an element of wit to the situation.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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