Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a little learning will do, well-bread, chaste, and tender. As to religion, a moderate stock will satisfy me. She must believe in God and hate a saint.

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal.

Nancy McKeon

The cross of the Legion of Honor has been conferred on me. However, few escape that distinction.

Mark Twain

I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I'm blowing out candles gives me hives.

Brit Marling

Time -- our youth -- it never really goes, does it? It is all held in our minds.

Helen Hoover Santmyer

From the looks not the lips the soul speaks.

Source Unknown

If history is written by the victorious, what if the victors lied?

Michael Duncan

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Rodney Dangerfield

I had a vision with which I might have saved my people, but I had not the strength to do it.

Black Elk

The joys of friendship inert the heart and fizzy home bouncing jubilantly with laughter-buttered love.

Bradley Chicho

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

Mark Twain

The Search for Truth is a homeless vagrant who begs for food and gathers enough spare change for malt liquor.

Bauvard

Most small business owners are not particularly sophisticated business people. That's not a criticism they're passionate about cutting hair or cooking food, and that's why they got in the business, not because they have an MBA.

Andrew Mason