Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf s

Summary

This quote humorously expresses the speaker's dissatisfaction with their spouse's cooking skills, particularly when it comes to making a meatloaf. The remark about not wanting the meatloaf to "glow in the dark" emphasizes the speaker's frustration by using a vivid description to illustrate the poor quality of the dish. It suggests that the speaker's standards for a well-cooked meal are higher than what their wife is able to achieve, adding a lighthearted tone to their criticism.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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