Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the extreme jealousy of the speaker's wife. She exhibits paranoia and suspicion over the innocuous mention of "May" on his calendar, suggesting she sees every possible connection as a potential threat. This lighthearted remark sheds light on the wife's over-the-top jealousy and the absurdity of her concerns.

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Jealousy

By Rodney Dangerfield

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