I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

For pleasures past I do not grieve, nor perils gathering near; My greatest grief is that I leave nothing that claims a tear.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Ads featuring real women and real beauty are such a necessary component to offset the potentially dangerous programming out there for little girls.

Rashida Jones

THOSE WHO THINK PEOPLE ARE STUPID ARE THE ONES THAT ARE STUPID.

DAWN STUCK

If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier that other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.

Charles Montesquieu

Every calamity is a spur and valuable hint.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A sculptor is a person who is interested in the shape of things, a poet in words, a musician by sounds.

Henry Moore

I lack the magnificent richness of color that animates nature.

Paul Cezanne

philosophy is not suited for the masses, what they need is holiness.

Friedrich Nietzsche

It is bad policy to regulate everything... where things may better regulate themselves and can be better promoted by private exertions but it is no less bad policy to let those things alone which can only be promoted by interfering social power.

Friedrich List

My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said...did you see the guy that did it? She said ... No, but I got the license plate.

Rodney Dangerfield

All human knowledge takes the form of interpretation.

Walter Benjamin

In West Virginia, the most vulnerable people we have are people who get up every morning and go to work.

Joe Manchin