I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

I describe not men, but manners; not an individual, but a species.

Henry Fielding

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.

George Givot

Days of absence, sad and dreary, Clothed in sorrow's dark array, Days of absence, I am weary; She I love is far away.

William Shakespeare

You should *have* an experience; it shouldn't just *be* an experience.

Alan Cumming

So do not think of helpful whores as aberrational blots; I could not love you half so well without my practice shots.

James Stewart Alexander Simmons

You had to know a person well to make them laugh like that.

Cassandra Clare

We have convinced over one billion members of the Islamic faith that we are prejudiced against their religion, that we would deny them freedom of religion, that we want suppress their culture and invade their governments.

Theodore C. Sorensen

The clergyman is expected to be a kind of human Sunday.

Samuel Butler

Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.

Tippi Hedren

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

G. K. Chesterton

Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.

Josh Billings

Sometime later the islanders on a little rimward atoll were amazed to find, washed into their little local lagoon, the wave-rocked corpse of a hideous sea monster, all beaks, eyes and tentacles. They were further astonished at its size, since it was rather larger than their village. But their surprise was tiny compared to the huge, stricken expression on the face of the dead monster, which appeared to be have been trampled to death.

Terry Pratchett