Win new friends but keep the old. The first are silver; the latter gold.

I still believe that capitalism is too harsh and I believe that, even within that, there is a lot of satisfaction and beauty if you happen to be one of the lucky ones, although that doesn't eradicate the reality of the suffering. It's all true at once, kind of humming and sublime.

George Saunders

I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

Steve Martin

If you deprive yourself of outsourcing and your competitors do not, you're putting yourself out of business.

Lee Kuan Yew

Daddy loves you, but he smacks you, and he can shout at you and smash things, but Daddy still loves you. So when you get into a relationship with someone who does all of that, why would it be unusual?

Trisha Goddard

When angry count four; when very angry, swear.

Mark Twain

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

Agnes Repplier, Points of View

Like a kick in the butt, the force of events wakes slumberous talents.

Edward Hoagland

Prayer puts you in touch with the infinite and prepares your mind for the finite.

Peter Daniel

It's the safety valve of middle life, and the solace of age.

Mary Roberts Rinehart

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

George McGovern

When I climb into my car, I enter my destination into a GPS device, whose spatial memory supplants my own. I have photographs to store the images I want to remember, books to store knowledge and now, thanks to Google, I rarely have to remember anything more than the right set of search terms to access humankind's collective memory.

Joshua Foer

Moreover, in the experimental sciences, the scientific fraternity must test a new theory to destruction, if possible.

Peter D. Mitchell