Quote by Steven Wright

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you

Summary

This quote is a playful and lighthearted response to a simple question about how one slept. The person humorously responds by suggesting that they made "mistakes" during their sleep, rather than simply saying they didn't sleep well. The intention is to provoke laughter and convey a sense of humor. It also highlights the fact that the person is willing to find humor even in mundane situations and turns an ordinary conversation into an amusing exchange.

By Steven Wright

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