Quote by Steven Wright

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you

Summary

This quote is a humorous response to a simple question. The speaker's girlfriend asks if he had a good sleep, and instead of giving a straightforward answer, he humorously suggests that he made mistakes even while sleeping. This response plays with the double meaning of the word "sleep," showcasing the speaker's witty and lighthearted nature.

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