Quote by Steven Wright

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you

Summary

This quote is a humorous response to a simple question. The speaker's girlfriend asks if he had a good sleep, and instead of giving a straightforward answer, he humorously suggests that he made mistakes even while sleeping. This response plays with the double meaning of the word "sleep," showcasing the speaker's witty and lighthearted nature.

By Steven Wright

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