Quote by Steven Wright

I woke up one morning and looked around the room. Something wasn't right. I realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica. I couldn't believe it...I got my roommate and showed him. I said, Look at thiseverything's been replaced with an exact replica! He said, Do I know you?

I woke up one morning and looked around the room. Something

Summary

This quote portrays a situation where the narrator wakes up in their apartment only to discover that everything has been replaced with an exact replica. This surreal experience creates confusion and disbelief, causing the narrator to seek validation from their roommate. However, the roommate's response, "Do I know you?", adds another layer of perplexity and uncertainty to the situation, leaving the reader to question the nature of reality and identity. The quote highlights the theme of deception and raises existential questions about perception and recognition.

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By Steven Wright

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