A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

In deep sadness there is no place for sentimentality.

William S. Burroughs

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.

Jean de la Bruyere

Among all the world's races, some obscure Bedouin tribes possibly apart, Americans are the most prone to misinformation. This is not the consequence of any special preference for mendacity, although at the higher levels of their public administration that tendency is impressive. It is rather that so much of what they themselves believe is wrong.

John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.

Julian Clary

Thought is a process of exaggeration. The refusal to exaggerate is not infrequently an alibi for the disinclination to think or praise.

Eric Hoffer

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

Peter Drucker

Every young lady may feel for my heroine in this critical moment, for every young lady has at some time or other known the same agitation. All have been, or at least all have believed themselves to be, in danger from the pursuit of some one they wished to avoid; and all have been anxious for the attentions of someone they wished to please.

Jane Austen

Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.

William Shakespeare

I like simple things. I like to sneak in the theatre and watch movies. I'm a movie buff.

Justin Timberlake

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

Steven Wright

I would argue that the issue of God and the issue of science have the same roots.

Dinesh D'Souza

When you fail, that is when you get closer to success.

Stephen Richards