When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even out virtues.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!

Rodney Dangerfield

The sadness which reigned everywhere was but an excuse for unfailing kindness.

Victor Hugo

I love electronic music, and I love drum and bass.

Fred Durst

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

J. D. Salinger

Never seem wiser, nor more learned, than the people you are with. Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket: and do not merely pull it out and strike it merely to show that you have one.

Lord Chesterfield

There are situations in life to which the only satisfactory response is a physically violent one. If you don't make that response, you continually relive the unresolved situation over and over in your life.

Russell Hoban

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

Porterfield

I have eyes like those of a dead pig.

Marlon Brando

Certainly the Art of Writing is the most miraculous of all things man has devised.

Thomas Carlyle

All handling by IPCC of the Sea Level questions have been done in a way that cannot be accepted and that certainly not concur with modern knowledge of the mode and mechanism of sea level changes.

Nils-Axel Morner

The day, water, sun, moon, night - I do not have to purchase these things with money.

Plautus

Talent, lying in the understanding, is often inherited genius, being the action of reason or imagination, rarely or never.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge