I wore my first pair of Louboutins during this press tour. It was absolutely amazing, they weren't heels, they were little shoes, but they were velvet and they were blue.

We want to deal with this up front, ... The goal is to be able to frame the size of the matter. These are historical financials from prior management; it has nothing to do with the current business. We look forward to getting this behind us.

Stephen Richards

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it

Maya Angelou

I had a girlfriend that was so fat her bikini was made out of two bed sheets.

Rodney Dangerfield

Girls we love for what they are; young men for what they promise to be.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The fellow who does things that count, doesn't usually stop to count them.

Source Unknown

I have unclasp'd to thee the book even of my secret soul.

William Shakespeare

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc. These are the men who took the cliffs. These are the champions who helped free a continent. These are the heroes who helped end a war.

Ronald Reagan

This is what is meant by the phenomenology of the science-making process: Self-observation always leads us to an existential point about the metaphysics of experience, and it is almost always a transforming moment. (p. 286)

Eugene Taylor

Semiotics is in principle the discipline studying everything which can be used in order to lie. If something cannot be used to tell a lie, conversely it cannot be used to tell the truth: it cannot in fact be used to tell at all.

Umberto Eco

I bought an echo and you bought gecko... stuff.

Leslie Hochsztein

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Doug Horton

Man is fed with fables through life, and leaves it in the belief he knows something of what has been passing, when in truth he has known nothing but what has passed under his own eye.

Thomas Jefferson