Quote by Steven Wright

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and aske

Summary

This quote is a humorous anecdote that highlights the misconception or lack of understanding the individual has about the properties of dry ice. The person is seeking advice from a store employee, implying their genuine confusion. Dry ice, which is solid carbon dioxide, actually changes directly from a solid to a gas, so it wouldn't create water or wetness. The quote emphasizes the importance of knowledge and critical thinking, as well as the need to question assumptions and seek accurate information when uncertain about something.

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By Steven Wright

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