The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Erma Bombeck

I want American Dream growth - lots of new businesses, well-paying jobs, and American leadership in new industries, like clean energy and biotechnology.

William J. Clinton

Football doesn't build character. It eliminates weak ones.

Darrell Royal

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.

Havelock Ellis

You have to be grateful to existence that it has chosen you to be a passage for a few beautiful children. But you are not to interfere in their growth, in their potential. You are not to impose yourself upon them. They are not going to live in the same times, they are not going to face the same problems. They will be part of another world. Don´t prepare them for this world, this society, this time, because then you will be creating troubles for them. They will find themselves unfit, unqualified.

Osho

Everybody's a teacher if you listen.

Doris Roberts

The only way you can bring in the harvest in the fall is to plant in the spring, and to water, weed, fertilize in the summer

Source Unknown

An anniversary is the perfect time to celebrate all the missed opportunities to correct a mistake, and even take vows to renew it.

Bauvard

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

Erma Bombeck

It has meant a lot to me to challenge the best players in the world and to beat them. And it means a lot to me to be out here and fighting for the title and, you know, it hurts not to win it.

Andre Agassi

We ought to see far enough into a hypocrite to see even his sincerity.

G. K. Chesterton

Impudence is the worst of all human diseases.

Euripides