Quote by Steven Wright

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep iton all the beaches of the world... Perhaps you've seen it.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep i

Summary

This quote suggests a humorous and whimsical perspective on the concept of a personal collection. The speaker humorously claims to possess the world's largest collection of seashells, implying that their collection spans across all the beaches in the world. By asking if the audience has seen it, the speaker playfully invites them to imagine the vastness and diversity of their collection. Overall, the quote aims to entertain and evoke a sense of wonder in imagining a unique and extravagant collection that is geographically boundless.

By Steven Wright

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