Quote by J.K. Rowling

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be

Summary

In this quote, the speaker cleverly brings attention to the absurdity of worrying about an unidentified person, commonly referred to as "YOU-KNOW-WHO," instead of focusing on a more relatable and urgent issue like constipation, humorously referred to as "YOU-NO-POO." The quote suggests that people often invest their time and energy in matters of little importance or everyday inconveniences, possibly highlighting the tendency to prioritize trivial concerns over more significant ones that affect society as a whole.

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By J.K. Rowling

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