Quote by Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spe

Summary

This humorous quote by American writer Woody Allen suggests that spending time with an insurance salesman can be more unpleasant than facing death itself. It plays on the stereotype of insurance salesmen being boring or pushy, emphasizing the idea that their company can be rather tedious or unpleasant to endure. With a touch of sarcasm, the quote encourages readers to reflect on life's less enjoyable experiences that may seem worse than death, using the humorous exaggeration to provoke laughter and amusement.

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By Woody Allen

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