Yesterday I parked my car in a towaway zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

If someone had told me I would be pope one day, I would have studied harder.

Pope John I

One good thing can be said for inflation: without it there would be no football.

Marty Ragaway

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self, so therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility.

Kahlil Gibran

We must not enable anyone to impose his personal view regarding religion on others by force, oppression, or pressure.

Shirin Ebadi

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Mae West

It is usually people in the money business, finance, and international trade that are really rich.

Robin Leach

Teaching is of more importance than urging.

Martin Luther

I am told that the first comprehensible word I uttered as a child was 'home.'

Julie Andrews

The Westerly Wind asserting his sway from the south-west quarter is often like a monarch gone mad, driving forth with wild imprecations the most faithful of his courtiers to shipwreck, disaster, and death.

Joseph Conrad

When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.

Glenn Beck

If you're out there stressing on your pro day, then you're not going to perform well, so I plan on having a little fun. Play a little music while we're out there throwing the football, have everybody tapping their toes and bobbing their head and just go out there and make the most of the experience.

Robert Griffin III

If the thing you want beyond anything cannot be, it is much better to recognize it and go forward, instead of dwelling on one's regrets and hopes.

Agatha Christie