Quote by Yogi Berra

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do

Summary

This quote from Yogi Berra is a humorous play on words that demonstrates his witty and amusing nature. In the context of ordering a pizza, Yogi is asked how many pieces he wants the pie cut into. Rather than responding with a number, he replies with a clever twist, stating that he wants it cut into four pieces because he doesn't believe he could eat eight. Yogi's response showcases his ability to find humor in simple situations and highlights his unique perspective.

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