Quote by Orson Scott Card

You're a monster.Thanks. Does this mean I get a raise?No, just a medal. The budget isn't inexhaustable.

You're a monster.Thanks. Does this mean I get a raise?No, ju

Summary

This quote highlights a sarcastic exchange between two individuals. The person is referred to as a "monster" possibly as a joke or a playful insult. When the person asks if they will receive a raise for being labeled as a monster, the reply comes in a playful manner as well. It suggests that receiving a medal, rather than a raise, reflects their "monstrous" accomplishments. However, it is clarified that the budget has limitations, indicating that a raise may not be feasible. The quote serves to highlight humor and the notion of being rewarded in unconventional ways.

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By Orson Scott Card

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