You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.

This last week has been a little hell for both of us simply because I didn't understand my own feelings. And because I can't understand them, I blame her for provoking in me feelings that make my world seem suddenly unsafe.

Paulo Coelho

It is, in the imagination of combat's fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called 'mopping up.

Kurt Vonnegut

Our fathers valued change for the sake of its results we value it in the act.

Alice Meynell

I've crossed a world of sand and tears in search of you.

V.S. Carnes

Cause you know my joke is that I love her (Oprah Winfrey) but she thinks she's Jesus? And when she gets a paper cut she's like Oh, stigmata?. No, Oprah. Get off the cross and do your show!

Kathy Griffin

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Carl Gustav Jung

I think there's something quite interesting about the almost tragic quality of a lot of overwrought prose, because it has a much more self-conscious awareness of its own failure to touch the real.

China Mieville

I grew up looking at my father as to how to behave. In watching him I grasped so many things. His own temperament was of a calm person. He was very composed and I never saw anger in him. To me, that was fascinating.

Sachin Tendulkar

People challenge my nerd cred all the time. I just show them the photo of me winning my middle-school science fair, wearing my Casio calculator watch and eyeglasses so big they look like they can see the future.

Aisha Tyler

The most pleasant and alluring curve on a woman is the smile

Treasure Stitches

I still pray but it's something automatic, and I'm not even sure I still believe in it... Because I've suffered, and God didn't listen to my prayers. because many times in my life I have tried to love with all my heart, and my love has wound up being

Paulo Coelho

Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.

Tia Carrere