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Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.
Carrot started to clap.It wasn't the clap used by middlings to encourage underlings to applaud overlings. It had genuine enthusiasm behind it which was, somehow, worse.
and (b) Kissing someone so that you can get a free trip is perilously close to full-on hooking
God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.
Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor-John.
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.