Naughty Quotes

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Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on th

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.?

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Food Humor Funny Love Sex Fruit Naughty Banana Condom Peel

The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept silentl

The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept silently around behind Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, bent down, and scooped a large handful of mud out of the path.'We were just talking about your friend Hagrid,'Malfoy said to Ron. 'Just trying to imagine what he's saying to the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. D'you think he'll cry when they cut off his hippogriff's-'SPLAT.Malfoy's head jerked back as the mud hit him; his silverblond hair was suddenly dripping in muck.

Humor Funny Trouble Malfoy Hogsmeade Mud Naughty Sneaky Sneers