Ridiculous Quotes

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I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that

I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't burned down, you don't have cancer, and your daughter hasn't been raped or murdered. The bad news is that I ran over your dog. And your son. And his wife. But not before I ran out of gas to achieve all of that.

Life Death Humor Funny Tragedy Family Murder Absurd Crazy Bad News Ridiculous Good News

Often, moreover, it is...that aspect of our being that socie

Often, moreover, it is...that aspect of our being that society finds eccentric, ridiculous, or disagreeable, that holds our sweet waters, our secret well of happiness, the key to our equanimity in malevolent climes.

Happiness Inspirational Hard Times Ridiculous Disagreeable Eccentric

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.

Humor Funny Love Absurd Ridiculous