Amusing Quotes

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May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

Keisha Keenleyside

Humor Funny Anger Inspirational Revenge Humour Happy Malediction Amusing Strife

Other people say: hold on, if he's carrying the entire unive

Other people say: hold on, if he's carrying the entire universe in a sack, right, that means he's carrying himself and the sack the sack, because the universe contains everything. Including him. And the sack, of course. Which contains him and the sack already. As it were.To which the reply is: well?

Terry Pratchett

Religion Amusing

I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust peopl

I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust people who pick up the ball all the time when they play football.

Terry Pratchett

Soccer Americans Amusing