Quote by Keisha Keenleyside

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the

Summary

This quote is a humorous and exaggerated expression of wishing ill upon someone who has spoiled your day. It uses a vivid and imaginative metaphor, saying that the person should be plagued by the discomfort and annoyance of a thousand camel fleas infesting their crotch. Furthermore, it adds another humorous detail, suggesting that their arms should be too short to alleviate the itch. Overall, the quote aims to convey a desire for the person who caused frustration to experience a fitting and troublesome consequence in a comical manner.

Topics

Humor Funny Anger Inspirational Revenge Humour Happy Malediction Amusing Strife

By Keisha Keenleyside

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