Cats Quotes

Cats may walk by themselves, but there are times when they need our support.

Nicholas Dodman

What would you do if your cat suddenly went psycho and started to attack you for no apparent reason, lying in wait and pouncing or stalking you with a faraway look reminiscent of its predatory cousins and ancestors?

Nicholas Dodman

Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.

Neil Gaiman

On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger's. Like me, they're very smart. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left alone.

Jodi Picoult

Take a cat, nourish it well with milkAnd tender meat, make it a couch of silk,But let it see a mouse along the wallAnd it abandones milk and meat and all.

Chaucer

Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley.

Ann Landers

What's your name,' Coraline asked the cat. 'Look, I'm Coraline. Okay?''Cats don't have names,' it said.'No?' said Coraline.'No,' said the cat. 'Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.

Neil Gaiman

Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.

Neil Gaiman

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

Terry Pratchett

The appearance of a cat is not controlled by the color of it's skin but by the content of its hairacter.

Brian Michael Cote

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Mark Twain

Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat

Don Marquis

One cat leads to another.

Ernest Hemingway

We...we could be friends.'We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.

Neil Gaiman

Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. Men made dogs, they took wolves and gave them human things--unnecessary intelligence, names, a desire to belong, and a twitching inferiority complex. All dogs dream wolf dreams, and know they're dreaming of biting their Maker. Every dog knows, deep in his heart, that he is a Bad Dog...

Terry Pratchett

Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say[.]

Virginia Woolf

One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness, and three of sodomy.

Edward Dahlberg

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.

Robertson Davies

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Garrison Keillor

When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime for her more than she is to me?

Michel de Montaigne