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Courtly love is forbidden but morally transcendent. If the secret gets out, relations between judges and lawyers could do a lot for our corrupt legal system.
Bauvard
I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.
Hilary Duff
If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.
Carroll Bryant
I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.
Lewis Carroll
Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity.
Skyla Madi
The human race is all the same when it comes to romantic relations,' said the Major. 'A startling absence of impulse control combined with complete myopia.
Helen Simonson
Just know I amNot there to catch youBut I am there for you
Caleb Warta
Rain rain go away, come again another day
Rosen Topuzov
Love should last a lifetime. But not the lifetime of a giant tortoise. More like the lifespan of a gastrotrich.
Jarod Kintz
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you.
If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car
Judy Gold
In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.
Oscar Wilde
The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.
G.K. Chesterton
Amanda and I both paused to take in that bit of wisdom. And try to decide if it even was wisdom.
Robin Brande
Flowers are the free throw of love. You're looking for the clutch three-pointer from downtown. Daniel Holloway
Dating Makes You Want to Die:
You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight... I saw a car with the license plate ARW 357. Can you imagine? Of all the millions of license plates in the state, what was the chance that I would see that particular one tonight? Amazing!
Richard P. Feynman
I was wasting my time, praying for love.For a love that never comes, from someone who does not exist.
Morrissey
OdiarÃa morir dos veces, serÃa tan aburrido!.
The only thing more amorous than pretending to be marriage partners is pretending to be capitalist ones. Money is less essential for success in capitalism than in marriage, so you can amuse yourself without worry.
