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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Dogs are my favorite people.
Richard Dean Anderson
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
Mason Cooley
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
Martha Scott
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
William H. Macy
I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.
Nicole Anderson
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard
We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.
Max Cannon
There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: 'Hello, my name is Fifi and I'm a labrador and I think you're great. Paw paw!'
Rebecca Hall
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Robert Benchley
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Leonardo da Vinci
I was an ugly kid. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.
Rodney Dangerfield
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Morley
Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
Rod McKuen
