Sarcasm Quotes

You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?

Carrie Ryan

I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world...I have tried to show how we mortals can attain such wisdom... ...and I've decided you're a pillock.

Roger Kettle

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

Chuck Klosterman

I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS

ASHISH RANJAN

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Cassandra Clare

How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.

Jennifer Salaiz

What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.American novels, answered Lord Henry.

Oscar Wilde

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Oscar Wilde

Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.

Oscar Wilde

REMIND ME AGAIN, he said, HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.

Terry Pratchett

n.: In Italian, a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison.

Ambrose Bierce

The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.

Charles Dickens

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

Cassandra Clare

Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality witticism? There are boy bands with more original material.

John Green

We...we could be friends.'We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.

Neil Gaiman

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

Cassandra Clare

Independence is earned by a few words of cheap confidence

Albert Camus

One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

Terry Pratchett

Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.

Stephen King

Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it

Thomas Carlyle