Wedding Quotes

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

Dorothy Malone

I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something.

Christopher Walken

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

Janet Street-Porter

I myself have never been enchanted by the dream of the white wedding, and, heaven help us, the expectation that this exquisitely catered event should be 'the happiest moment' of one's life.

Elizabeth Gilbert

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'

Ellie Kemper

When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going to remember what napkin holder you choose.

Lara Stone

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

John Mayer

I'd hesitated to have a wedding because my gay and lesbian friends don't have that right.

Kathy Najimy

'That's What She Said' is not Hollywood's standard picture of women: preternaturally gorgeous, wedding obsessed, boy crazy, fashion focused, sexed up 'girl' women. These are real women, comically portrayed, who are trying to wrestle with the very expectations of womanhood that Hollywood movies set up.

Carrie Preston

One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.

Bryan White

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.

Jane Seymour

Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size.

Kevin McDonald

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

Karl Pilkington

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Peter Ustinov

I thought I was attractive when I shot 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.' Studio executives and movie reviewers let me know I had a confidence in my looks that was not shared by them.

Nia Vardalos

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.

Liz Smith

O month when they who love must love and wed.

Helen Hunt Jackson

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

Johnny Vegas

I hated the royal wedding.

Steven Patrick Morrissey

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx