Wendy Liebman Quotes

A collection of quotes by Wendy Liebman.

Wendy Liebman is an American stand-up comedian who gained popularity through her unique and quirky style. Born in 1961, Liebman has been performing since the late 1980s and has appeared on various talk shows including The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and Late Show with David Letterman. Her comedic style involves a combination of one-liners, self-deprecating humor, and witty observations on everyday life. Liebman has released several comedy albums and specials, earning a reputation as a respected and influential figure in the comedy industry.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher qui

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some H

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burne

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her v

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.