Quote by Wendy Liebman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the person has been on numerous unsuccessful blind dates, implying that they have had a lot of disappointing experiences. The comparison to receiving a free dog conveys the point that they have had to endure many tiresome encounters and perhaps feel entitled to some sort of compensation or reward for their efforts.

By Wendy Liebman

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