Conan O'Brien Quotes

A collection of quotes by Conan O'Brien.

Conan O'Brien is an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer, born on April 18, 1963, in Brookline, Massachusetts. He rose to prominence as the host of the late-night talk show, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," which aired from 1993 to 2009.

O'Brien's career in television began as a writer for "Saturday Night Live" and "The Simpsons," where he gained recognition for his witty and irreverent writing style. In 1993, he replaced David Letterman as the host of "Late Night," and his unique brand of humor and quirky personality endeared him to audiences. During his tenure, the show became known for its unconventional antics, recurring sketches, and celebrity interviews.

In 2009, O'Brien briefly served as the host of "The Tonight Show," succeeding Jay Leno. However, due to a network dispute about scheduling, his run was short-lived, and he left the show the following year. Subsequently, he launched a new late-night talk show, "Conan," on TBS in 2010, where he continued to entertain audiences with his quick wit and charm until the show's final episode in June 2021.

Throughout his career, O'Brien has received numerous accolades, including several Emmy Awards and a Grammy Award for his comedy albums. He is also known for his international travel specials, which took him to various countries, showcasing his comedic adventures and interactions with local cultures.

Beyond television, Conan O'Brien has made guest appearances on various sitcoms and movies, and he has cultivated a large following on social media platforms, where he continues to engage fans with his humor and commentary. With his unique blend of humor, intelligence, and captivating presence, Conan O'Brien has become a prominent figure in American comedy.

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.

It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimat

It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. It's not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound re-invention.

Life Attitude Inspirational

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clari

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarze

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

I have an abacus at home.

I have an abacus at home.

Keep cool my babies.

Keep cool my babies.

In this busy world, we should never be a stranger to love an

In this busy world, we should never be a stranger to love and compassion. It is the fertile soil in the garden of peace.

During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were

During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the Californ

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were goin

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.

Life Amazing Work

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better v

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighti

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.

There are few things more liberating in this life than havin

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.