A collection of quotes by Dark Jar Tin Zoo.
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I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.?
Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.?
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.?
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.?
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.?
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.?
