My favorite animal is steak.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Money...buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is; the thinner your walls, the closer your neighbors.... The first thing you notice when you step into the house or apartment of a rich person is how quiet it is.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
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