I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blood on the paper, because the lipstick was still attached to her cheating lips.
I love mankind. And by mankind I mean women.
Leave the cage open. If you love someone, give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you.
Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through.
I define myself and grow as a person through emotional torment, so if you love me, you will inflict as much pain on me as you possibly can.
Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviously there is no number two on my list.?
Love is the hero of all emotions. My love for you is a superhero, and it looks great hidden behind a mask.
I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.
I found love in the arms of another woman. Who needs two legs, a torso, or talking??
Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.
We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and then again at 3:03. (I have the stamina of a water lily). ?
I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before.?
I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit. ?
If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).
Bury the truth, along with the bodies of the disbelievers.
The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone??
I could tell I loved her from the moment I saw her, right after she opened the trunk, untied me, and took off my blindfold.?
Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration.
The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.
Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff inside a watch.
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