Jimmy Carr Quotes

A collection of quotes by Jimmy Carr.

Jimmy Carr is a British comedian, television presenter, and writer known for his dark humor and distinctive laugh. Born on September 15, 1972, in London, England, Carr rose to fame through his stand-up comedy shows, panel show appearances, and hosting duties on shows like "8 Out of 10 Cats" and "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year." Carr's quick-witted one-liners and controversial jokes have earned him both critical acclaim and a dedicated fanbase. He continues to be a prominent figure in the comedy scene, delighting audiences with his sharp-tongued humor and unmistakable laugh.

I love those people who do story-telling and who ramble on,

I love those people who do story-telling and who ramble on, but I don't do that, I tell jokes - the sort of jokes that anyone really could tell in the pub.

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You writ

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew th

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering gra

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.