Matthew Perry Quotes

A collection of quotes by Matthew Perry.

Matthew Perry is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, and writer. Born on August 19, 1969, in Williamstown, Massachusetts, he rose to fame for his portrayal of Chandler Bing on the popular sitcom "Friends" which aired from 1994 to 2004. Perry has since appeared in numerous films and TV shows, including "The Whole Nine Yards," "17 Again," and "The Odd Couple." Beyond acting, he has also involved himself in writing and producing. N/A

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I do

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.

Life Funny Love Rights

It's been more than a show. It's been a wonderful support gr

It's been more than a show. It's been a wonderful support group. It's a group of people that love each other, that come together every day to try to make America laugh. What better thing is there to do than that?

There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in you

There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, I'm sitting here and doing great.

I love the idea of the one but I actually believe that there

I love the idea of the one but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I hav

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I

That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.