Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the wor

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This quote humorously suggests that newspapers are able to perfectly document and cover all the news that occurs each day, implying that the information published is a comprehensive representation of events. However, it also highlights the irony of this notion, as the world generates an overwhelming amount of news that cannot possibly be contained entirely within the finite pages of a newspaper. In essence, it satirizes the limitations of print media in attempting to capture the vastness of daily events.

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