Quote by Steven Wright

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over andreturned a cup of sugar. You didn't borrow this. I will.

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over andretu

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This quote is a humorous way of expressing the speaker's attraction towards a beautiful woman who has recently become their neighbor. By jokingly claiming that they borrowed a cup of sugar as an excuse to make contact with her, the speaker playfully suggests their interest and intention to initiate a connection or conversation with their neighbor. The quote emphasizes the idea that sometimes people may find creative excuses to interact with someone they are drawn to.

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